This shit is the shit (right here)

This is all kinds of shit going on.

Shit is going down like you wouldn't believe.

Shit is so hard.

Look at this shit. Would you look at this shit?

Someday you will remember how you read this, and you will think "I was younger then," and then you will decide that everything as it exists in your (future) present is not as awesome as it was the moment you were getting down with my shit.

Shit is all kinds of shit.

We're in the shit right here.

HAPPY PASSOVER.

The best passover meal I had was courtesy of Moroccan Jews. Remember the Moroccan Jews next time you're eating brisket that feels like a shoe sole. Somehow, someday, somewhere there is a Moroccan Jew rubbing saffron-spiced Salmon all over his hairy, Semitic chest.