Thursday, May 14, 2009

yeah

This dude with whom I went to high school, his name was Flockhart and his mom never would walk the dog. The Flockhart family dog was a poodle, which was funny because high school Flockhart was sort of the living version of Biff from the Back to the Future movies. Anyhow Mother Flockhart would go out onto the front lawn with the dog on a leash, stand in the same spot, and smoke a Virginia Slim while the dog took a shit, and then flick the butt onto the lawn. As a result there was a perfect circle of dog droppings and virginia slim butts in this one spoton their front lawn. For fucking real you could calculate pi on that ring.

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