I GOTTA SERVE A SUBPOENA FOR CHILD SUPPORT HA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M5vFwaJoBo

That's you with that shot calling clique ha.

I chopped off a slice of my index finger this Thanksgiving. I had nothing to do but walk around town and pretend I was the survivor of a nuclear siege. There was an East African dude who asked me if any place was open and I thought about the spirit of the holiday and then I remembered that there were no East Africans at the first Thanksgiving so I told him that the Bread Garden was open and that they were having a buffet. What's more American than a buffet and an empty store packed with non-unionized workers on a holiday?

I am thankful for fake fingernails and Thomas Hardy Night at the local sports bar.